A Writing Nemesis

I am working on finding a suitable writing nemesis. Someone I can battle in the world of writing. Right now I am experimenting with Spanish C.S. Lewis. I made it my goal to outsell one of his books, like the one below, "El Leon, La Bruja y El Ropero."  If my dropout Spanish is correct this is his very famous book, "The Lion, the Fight and the Clothing."  Ha ha ha!  So I have humiliated you at last, Spanish C.S. Lewis! Espero que no empiecen a llorar como un grifo de agua poco!

I await your reply, O Nemesis de Writing!